After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperat...
In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"Jack th...
Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me. John: How is that? Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price....
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug ...
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- ...
"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind." &q...
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congra...
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then th...
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?CLASS : PAPPU!...
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals...