Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he c...
Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions,&quo...
Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telepho...
Friend for Dinner "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The hous...
Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed...
Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year....
Clever Thieves Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house? Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?...
Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs in...
A Question Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course?...
Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. ...