As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marri...
A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. It's a relig...
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. "Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise. "Oh," Pete...
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?Little boy: Grandma.Father: Wait a minute, you did not thi...
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who du...
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it'...
Fat Man and Thin Man A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been ...
Two AttorneysTwo attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. T...
We Close at Nine"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?" "no, sir, we close at ...
Lost Purse A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... Th...