A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "" Too bloody right(当然). Gee（表...
Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion（后坐）, who was dainty（精制的...
A policeman escorted(押送，护送) a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist（惯犯） put fo...
Excuse for speeding 超速的理由A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. 警察在高速上拦下一辆超速的车。When he asked for the driver's license, the driver ar...
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and sl...
How Much for a Season Pass? 宿舍季度通行证 A new dorm rule was announced.新宿舍规范出台了。The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too th...
Bus load of politicians 一车政客A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into ...
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。He said, "I was ironing my c...
Make Money 挣钱 A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.一位年轻人请教一位十分有钱的老人如何变得如此富有。The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, &q...
Does dog know the proverb? 狗也知道这个谚语吗？ A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 "It's all right," said a...