Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so I...
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet(兽医）."Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog&...
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the...
语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！Boy: May I hold your hand?Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.Boy: Can I buy you a drink?Girl: Actually I'd...
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They neve...
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. ...
Next time that you think you’re having a bad dayThe average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a speci...
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that wo...
Thank Goodness! Father: What did you say? Emma: I said yes -- then she said, Thank goodness!...
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly ...