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  • 英语小笑话带翻译:惭愧的士兵
    11-24

    Ashamed Soldier Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everyt...

  • 英语幽默笑话:小男孩与驴子 A Small Boy and a Donkey
    11-24

    A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. What are you holding onto your brother...

  • 小学生英语笑话:我很高兴
    11-24

    I'm Glad A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad.Now,children, said she,has anyone of you ever made so...

  • 英语小笑话:把账单给我父亲
    11-24

    Send the Bill to My FatherDoctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″Patient: ″then send the bill to my father,please.″...

  • 双语笑话:我是司机
    11-24

      A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed."Stop, stop, " a passenge...

  • 英文笑话:The Problem of Two Flounders
    11-24

    Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day when he actually caught two eno...

  • 英文小笑话:我教老师 I Taught the Teacher
    11-24

    Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much on...

  • 英语冷笑话:怎样把口香糖取出来
    11-24

    How do I get the gum out?Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane l...

  • 简单的英语笑话:Hunting Skills(打猎的技巧)
    11-24

    Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide! How do you find such huge bears? Sergei asks. Easy, says Ivan...

  • 英语短笑话:Blind Date 相亲
    11-24

    After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend cal...

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