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  • 英语笑话:The Evangelist
    04-27

    A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist(福音传教士) comes on and promises to heal the sick."If only you would pray with Him, place yo...

  • 英语笑话:Happiness
    01-19

    "I am in desperate need of help -- or I'll go crazy. We're living in a single room -- my wife, my children and my in-laws. So our nerves ...

  • 英语笑话:The end of the world 世界末日
    01-19

    A jackal(豺,走狗) who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: "No, please, you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This wi...

  • 英语笑话:Not so fast 别那么急嘛
    01-19

    A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place.Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to th...

  • 英语笑话:A Smart Parrot 聪明的鹦鹉
    01-19

    A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's ri...

  • 英语笑话:I do not recognize you 我不认识你
    01-19

    Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers(钳子) folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, fol...

  • 英语笑话:The Clever Dog 聪明的狗狗
    01-19

    A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the d...

  • 英语笑话:I Can't Let Him Get Away 不能让他跑了
    01-19

    A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is...

  • 英语笑话:Kangaroos and the Cage 袋鼠与笼子
    01-19

    One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came ...

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