5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.Father: "I'm so tired, if you praise me, I'll Be fresh."Daughter: &...
In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.One evening, I drove the car home with the three-year-old dau...
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"The oldest son replied: "Father, I'...
In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol, soon the bug died.The teacher asked a student,...
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.Jack: Y...
Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play?Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.基米：嘿，艾米，你不出来玩吗？艾米：不了，我必须留在家里，帮我爸爸做我的...
Stranger: "What's your name, little boy?"Little boy: "I don't konw."Stranger: "How does your mother call you when the...
Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods.They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpa...
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?Little Willy...
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played ...