A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is ...
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: "How much this stuff?" "Sev...
Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar（电车） this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare.Boy: Well,...
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, the...
Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor. "Breast fed,...
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't...
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi（法师，教士） she had two final requests.First, sh...
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted b...
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to（透露） his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole m...
No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice." Find a girl just like your mot...