A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitti...
"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."&qu...
A blonde went into a pizza parlor（客厅，会客室） . When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to ha...
In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath（宣誓） so tell the truth....
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your ...
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。How about some perfume？”he ...
Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.We've been married fifteen years, one woman s...
Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered（浪费） when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? ...
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend....
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that ...