Mrs. Gordon's garden growsnot a radish nor a rose.Not a beet or blade of grassin the bed beside our class.Not a truffle. Not a tree.Not a pepper n...
An elephant followed me home todayafter waiting outside my class.He patiently puttered around all dayplaying hopscotch and munching grass.He followed ...
I got a case of chicken pox.My skin was strewn with spots.And so I grabbed a markerand I played connect-the-dots.I started on my pinky toes.The lines ...
Here at school our seats arealphabetically assigned.A's and B's are right up frontwhile Z's are way behind.Aaron sits up front in class.Za...
Our substitute is strange becausehe looks a lot like Santa Claus.In fact, the moment he walked inwe thought that he was Santa's twin.We wouldn'...
I'm practicing telepathy.I'm learning ESP.I'm getting mental imageslike pictures on TV.I thought I'd pick your brain a bit.I thought I...
I heard that they've got Einstein's brainjust sitting in a jar.I don't know where they keep it,but I hope it isn't far.I need to go an...
Belinda Brooks loved library books,She hoarded them all for herself.She'd check them out to spread them aboutor straighten them up on a shelf.She ...
Ancient Romans, ancient Greeks,carved for days or often weeks,working fingers to the bone,writing words in blocks of stone.Just imagine all the yellin...
My sandwich is soggy and falling apart.The crust and the lettuce are floating away.I guess that it probably wasn't too smartto play with it here i...