If you're feeling rather hungryand you really need to eat,you should try a hippo sandwich;it's a satisfying treat.To prepare a hippo sandwichw...
The dentist pulled my tooth outand he thought it was such funhe grabbed his pliersand dental pryersand pulled another one."Yippee! Hooray! What a...
My car is constructed of pickles.It's wonderfully crunchy and sweet.If ever I'm hungry while drivingI pull off a pickle to eat.The engine is m...
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.With so many children, the place was a zoo.The windows were broken, the roof was a leaker.But that's wh...
Mary had a little lambwhose fleece was worth some money.Now Mary's filthy richbut her bald lamb looks kind of funny....
I like to pretend to be like myself.It's harder than you would suppose.I frequently say things that I would say.I often will wear my own clothes.I...
Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen.I crank the handle fast.Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen.Until it's sharp at last.Scribble, scribble, scribble.Hey wait! It sti...
My parents are making me crazy.They're driving me utterly mad.I'm mental because of my mother.I'm losing it thanks to my dad.My mom tells ...
A fish in a spaceship is flying through school.A dinosaur's dancing on top of a stool.The library's loaded with orange baboons,in purple tuxed...
I taught my cat to clean my room,to use a bucket, brush and broom,to dust my books and picture frames,and pick up all my toys and games.He puts my pan...