You won't believe the crazy thingsI'm learning how to do.I'm learning how to juggle,ride a unicycle, too.I now know how to twist balloonsi...
My uncle had an ant farmwhere he raised a lot of ants.He taught a few to play guitar,he taught a few to dance.Another one, or maybe two,he tutored on ...
My dog is not the smartest dog alive.He seems to think that two and two is five.He's sure Japan's the capital of France.He says that submarine...
(sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")My pets were out practicing football.My frog intercepted a pass.My cat and my dog and m...
Backpack.Fruit snack.Waterbottle too.Educator calculator.Pink eraser.Glue.Notebooks.Workbooks.Poster paper.Pens.Dictionary.Stationery.Presents for my ...
I have to write a poembut I really don't know how.So maybe I'll just make a rhymewith something dumb, like "cow."Okay, I'll writ...
The teachers jumped out of the windows.The principal ran for the door.The nurse and librarian bolted.They're not coming back anymore.The counselor...
I'm staying at homeand I'm staying in bedand I'm not gonna go into school.I'm tired of coaches.I'm tired of teachers.I think they&...
I'm battling insomnia.I cannot get to sleepdespite a rather valiantattempt at counting sheep.I counted to a hundred.Then I had a glass of milk.I f...
I saw you steal second base.I saw you kill some time.I saw you shoot some basketballs.I saw you flip a dime.I saw you cut some corners.I saw you stab ...