Today I Got a Valentinefrom everyone but Kay.But that's alright...I never liked her that much anyway.She never trades her Oreos.She isn't good...
When Sarah surfs the Internetshe starts by checking mail.She answers all her messagesfrom friends in great detail.She plays a game, or maybe two,and w...
(to the tune of "Home on the Range")Oh, give me the phone,so that I can call home,and my mom can come get me today.I'm feeling so sick.G...
Each morning Brianna goes bouncing to class.She bounds on the playground and springs in the grass.Her gallop is more of a jump than a jog.She leaps li...
Take me out of the classroom.Take me out of the school.I'm not so good at geography.I would rather be watching T.V.It's still twenty minutes t...
Penny Parker's pencilis a wonder to behold.It's glorious and radiant.It's shimmering and gold.We're not sure where she got it.It may b...
We got a new librarian this year.His name is Larry.And Larry doesn't know his elbowfrom a dictionary.He can't suggest a magazineor help you fi...
The llama loved the aardvark.They were married in the spring.They had a dozen babiesand their babies loved to sing.So people came from miles around,an...
I'm staying home from school today.I'd rather be in bedpretending that I have a painthat's pounding in my head.I'll say I have a stoma...
The teacher passed out and fell right off her chair.My classmates are crying and gasping for air.The hamster is howling and hiding his head.The plants...