The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to seaIn a beautiful pea-green boat.They took some honey， and plenty of moneyWrapped up in a five-pound note.The Owl lo...
They fuck you up， your Mum and Dad.They may not mean to， but they do.They fill you with the faults they hadAnd add some extra， just for you.But they w...
When I am an old woman I shall wear purpleWith a red hat which doesn't go， and doesn't suit me，And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summ...
Jenny kiss'd me when we met，Jumping from the chair she sat in；Time， you thief， who loves to getSweets into your list， put that in！Say I'm wear...
What is this life if， full of care，We have no time to stand and stare.No time to stand beneath the boughsAnd stare as long as sheep or cows.No time to...
One afternoon I said to mummy，"Who is this person in my tummy？"He must be small and very thin"Or how could he have gotten in？"My m...
Bloody men are like bloody busesYou wait for about a yearAnd as soon as one approaches your stopTwo or three others appear.You look at them flashing t...
Before the Roman came to Rye or out to Severn strode，The rolling English drunkard made the rolling English road.A reeling road， a rolling road， that r...
'Twas brillig， and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabe；All mimsy were the borogoves，And the mome raths outgrabe.'Beware the Jabber...
Oh， to be in England Now that April's there，And whoever wakes in EnglandSees， some morning， unaware，That the lowest boughs and the brushwood sheaf...