History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston ChurchillAmerica is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly fr...
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol BurnettYou have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walki...
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock t...
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. -- AnonymousI have a great diet. You're allowed to eat a...
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax ti...
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. -- AnonymousMother-in-law: A woman wh...
You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. -- Albert CamusThe most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert EinsteinExpe...
All television is children's television. -- Richard P. AdlerImitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred AllenYou can take all the since...
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -- Marcus AureliusHappiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Ber...
People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai BabaTalk to a man about hims...