Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. “Let's go to the f...
At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign “In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. “ so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. “it won&...
At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now ...
A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that ...
I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signatur...
Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of “the one that got away“. But there came a day when he actually caught two e...
A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, “Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay the...
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him ...
My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her...
A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. Th...