A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam."I want to say that it's been a pl...
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if a...
A man and a satyr having struck up an acquaintance, sat down together to eat. The day being wintry and cold, the man put his fingers to his mouse and ...
A school teacher friend of mine in juried his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.On his first day of the term, stil...
The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning".The whole class chorused "Good Morning"."Hi, yo...
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Jenny. Jenny and her family lived on a farm.Jenny liked to play with the animals on the farm. Her pare...
"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased....
All the housewives who went to the new supermarket had one great ambition: to be the lucky customer who did not have to pay for her shopping. For this...
Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada. Upon dropping off the hunters, the pilot tells them, "Remember only one m...
A widow, thrifty and industrious, had two servants, whom she kept pretty hard at work. They were not allowed to lie long abed in the mornings, but the...