A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to walk home. As they were crossing a farmer's field, a bull charged them. The wrestler grabbed the bull by the horns, and they went down in a snarling heap. Finally the bull jumped up and ran away.

    "Wow," said the friend, "that was quite a tussle. "

　 "Yeah," the wrestler replied, "and if I hadn't had that last drink, I would have gotten that guy off his bicycle.