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英语笑话:你知道我是干嘛的吗

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Do You Know My Work? One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.   Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.   “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”   “You don't know my work,” said the other.   “What is your work?”   “I'm a policeman.   “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.   “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”  

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