In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing（吼叫） baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended（称赞，表扬） for trying to soothe（安慰） your son, Albert."The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."