英语幽默小故事-12. Youre Not Going to Make it
分类: 英语故事
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.
On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.
Notes:
(1) gravely adv.特别严重地
(2) physician n.医生
(3) motion v.以动作或手示意
(4) ensure v.保证
(5) survival n.生存
(6) stress-free adj.没有压力的
(7) complain(about)v.抱怨;发牢骚
(8) passionate adj.热烈的
Exercises:
根据短文填空:
①_____ .ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife.
② After the examination the physician _____ for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
③ Next, give him a _____environment.
④ Make passionate love_____ him every day.
⑤ From the passage, we can see that the wife didn't______ the husband.
12.你活不成了
一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。
“你丈夫病得很重,”医生说,“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第
一,一日三餐,要营养美味。第二,给他一个轻松的环境,不要抱怨。
第三,每天都对他倾注炽热的爱。”
在驱车回家的路上,丈夫问道:“医生说了什么?”“很遗憾,”
说,“你活不成了。”
练习参考答案:
① Gravely ② motioned ③ stress-free ④ to ⑤ love