【英文原文】

Blind Date——相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said,

"I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.

""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"