Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse AllaisOne survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... -- Robert BoyntonThe statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae BrownThere are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -- Benjamin DisraeliNot everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Albert EinsteinI could prove God statistically. -- George GallupStatistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron LevensteinNinety percent of everything is crap. -- Theodore Sturgeon