If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis BaconIn the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. -- Lenny BruceDoctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton ChekhovA jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert FrostThese people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles LambLawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant QuinnIf law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trillin