"GOOD-MORNING, my friend," said Alarm to Pride; "how are you this
morning?"

  "Very tired," replied Pride, seating himself on a stone by the
wayside and mopping his steaming brow.  "The politicians are
wearing me out by pointing to their dirty records with ME, when
they could as well use a stick."

  Alarm sighed sympathetically, and said:

  "It is pretty much the same way here.  Instead of using an opera-
glass they view the acts of their opponents with ME!"

  As these patient drudges were mingling their tears, they were
notified that they must go on duty again, for one of the political
parties had nominated a thief and was about to hold a gratification
meeting.