THE Chief of the Weather Bureau having predicted a fine day, a
Thrifty Person hastened to lay in a large stock of umbrellas, which
he exposed for sale on the sidewalk; but the weather remained
clear, and nobody would buy.  Thereupon the Thrifty Person brought
an action against the Chief of the Weather Bureau for the cost of
the umbrellas.

  "Your Honour," said the defendant's attorney, when the case was
called, "I move that this astonishing action be dismissed.  Not
only is my client in no way responsible for the loss, but he
distinctly foreshadowed the very thing that caused it."

  "That is just it, your Honour," replied the counsel for the
plaintiff; "the defendant by making a correct forecast fooled my
client in the only way that he could do so.  He has lied so much
and so notoriously that he has neither the legal nor moral right to
tell the truth."

  Judgment for the plaintiff.