2018 was all about diversity in the movies, film industries tried their best to include different ethnicities, races, body types, and sexual orientations. So for the first time, more people found themselves being a protagonist of a captivating Hollywood movie than ever before. But even though that sounds like a huge step towards an inclusive and diverse movie industry, there is still a long way to go. Nowadays, movies are filled with hilarious clichés that just don't make any sense, and there is no chance any of them would work in the real world, especially when it comes to professions. Scroll down to see if there's one about your profession!
2018年电影业的主题就是多元性，各大影视公司不遗余力的在作品中囊括不同信仰，不同种族，不同体型，不同性取向的形象。于是，有史以来头一次，越来越多的人能在精彩的好莱坞电影中那些主角身上看到自己的影子。你可能觉得，照此看来，电影业又向融汇贯通，和而不同的发展目标迈进了一大步，然而事实并非如此，我们仍然任重道远。当下的电影中充斥着各种令人发笑的套路，这些套路不合情理，绝不可能发生在现实世界中，尤其是涉及到某些专业知识的情况下。往下翻，看看能不能找到关于你的行业的好莱坞套路！

1.Hello，I'm an alien in a movie and I want to invade planet earth-when I say planet earth, I mean the US.
你好！我是电影里的外星人。我要侵略地球——我说地球，其实我指的是美国。

2.Well, now. I'm the police tech who can miraculously 'enhance' that grainy bot of CCTV footage and zoom in so that you can see the killer's reflection in the victim's wedding ring. Everything will be controlled by me hammering furiously at the keyboard, and I'll never hit 'ENTER’.
我是警方的技术人员，我能奇迹般的找到监控录像上麦粒大小的光点，放大之后，你会发现那是受害者的结婚戒指，上面能折射出凶手的脸。我只需要猛烈的捶打键盘就能解决一切难题，而且我从来没有击中过“输入”键。

3.Hello. I'm a computer geek in a movie. I can break into any system by typing random keys extremely fast then shouting"I'm in!" All the while this is happening green text will be projected scrolling up my face. My T shirt has a band on it too.
你好！我是电影里的一个电脑极客。我能够偷偷进入任何网络系统，只需要急速敲击键盘上的任意按键，并且高呼“我进去了！”与此同时，绿色的字码会投射到我的脸上。我的T恤上有一行标语。

4.I am a suburban/urban housewife in a movie about my kids. Every morning I make a full four course breakfast, and every morning each member of my family eats a bite of toast, bolts down two gulps of orange juice, and rushes out the door. Do I just throw the rest away? Nobody knows.
我是电影里的家庭主妇，我住在市中心或者二环，成天围着孩子们转。每天早上我都会准备四道菜的丰富早餐，每天早上，我的每个家人都匆忙咬一口吐司，咽下两口橘汁，然后冲出门去。我会把剩下的早餐都扔掉吗？没人知道。

5.Hi, I'm a pregnant lady in a movie. My waters break in a huge gush at the most inconvinient time
嗨，我是电影里的一个孕妇。我的羊水会在最不合适的时候破水，而且一发不可收拾。

6.Hello，I’m the Eiffel Tower in a movie, you can see me from every single window of every building in Paris.
你好，我是电影里的埃菲尔铁塔。你能从巴黎的每一栋建筑，每一扇窗户看到我。

7.Hello, I am a chubby black woman in a movie. I am just here to be your sassy friend with the witty comebacks. Mostly, I’ll just say”Girrrrrlllllluh” and “mm hm” a lot in addition to shaking my head in disapproval.
你好。我是电影里胖胖的黑人妇女。我举止粗鲁，但我能用睿智的言论评论里的行为。我的作用就是扮演你的朋友。大多数时候，我只会默默摇头，对你的行为加以否定，时而说一句“呃”或者“呵呵”。

8.Hi, I’m a “nerdy” girl in your local high school, you probably haven’t noticed me because I wear glasses and my hair in a tight braid. That is, until some girls give me a makeover for the prom, I take off the glasses and let my hair down (literally) then you see my ”true beauty”
嗨，我是电影里的“书呆子”女孩，我是主角的高中同学。主角可能并没有注意到我，因为我戴着厚厚的眼镜，还梳着毫无生气的麻花辫。不过，快要开毕业舞会的似乎，会有一群女同学来为我妆扮一番，我会摘掉我的眼镜，放下头发，如此一来，你就会发现我真正的魅力了。

9.I’m a mom in a sitcom. My hair, body, and clothes are perfect, and I’m gorgeous and look 20. My husband is balding, fat and looks 40.
我是情景喜剧里的主妇。我的发型靓丽，体型苗条，衣着时尚。我整个人都美美哒，看上去像个20岁的小姑娘。我的丈夫秃顶，肥胖，看起来有40岁了。

10. I’m a military radar technician in a movie and I don’t exist until I say” Sir, you’d better take a look at this” and then I’m never seen or heard again.
我是电影里的军用雷达技术员。我会说“长官，你最好看看这个”。在我说出这句台词之前，我并不存在。说出这句台词之后，你也不会再看到我或听到我说的话。

11.Hello, I’m a grocery bag in a movie. I always have a baguette in me and I’m always made of paper with no handles.
哈喽，我是电影里的购物袋。我的肚子里总装着一根长法棍。我总是纸质的，而且没有把手。

12.Hello, I’m a writer in a movie. I write one piece a week and live in a two bedroom New York apartment with a walk-in wardrobe. Also I never actually pitch anywhere, the jobs just come to me.
你好。我是电影里的作家。我每周写就一部作品，在纽约拥有一间两卧的公寓，还有步入式的衣帽间。我从不在任何地方投简历，工作会自己找上门来。

13.Hi, I’m a soldier in a movie. I show you a picture of my girlfriend and at that point you realise I’m the first to get killed.
我是电影里的士兵。我会让观众看到我的女友的照片，如此一来你就会明白，我一定是第一个领盒饭的角色。

14.Hi. I’m any character in a movie that uses a taxi. After reaching the destination, I don’t wait to hear the cost; I simply pull out any money from my wallet, hand it to the cabby and don’t wait for any change. I could be handling out hundreds and never know. Now I may be broke.
我是电影里搭计程车的人。每次到达目的地之后，我都等不及让司机告诉我车费是多少；我会直接从钱包里掏出一叠钞票，塞给司机，不等司机给我找零就下车。可能我拿出的车费有几百美金，我却毫不知情。现在说不定我已经破产了。

15. Hello, I’m a lab scientist in a movie. I wear my hair down in flowing waves, and don no gloves as I handle chemicals with the pipette I’m holding the wrong way, Also test results come in a split second at the push of a button on a miracle machine.
你好，我是电影里的科学家，我常年呆在实验室里。我长发披肩，青丝如水，卷曲动人。