146 Doing It in the Pants
Donald is in class. He raises his hand to get the teacher's attention again.
（T=teacher； D=Donald）
T： Yes， Donald. What do you want？
D： Excuse me， sir. May I go to the washroom？
T： But this is the third time in half an hour.
D： I know. But my mother made me eat a big breakfast this morning.
T： Why？
D： She said that if I eat a big breakfast， I will do better in my schoolwork.
T： But if you go to the toilet every ten minutes， you won't be able to do any work.
D： Uh…… but if I don't go now， I'll do it in my pants.
T： Well， I guess if you've got to go， you've got to go.
pants（美）  trousers（英）  slacks休闲裤   shorts短裤
a pair of pants 一条裤子
greasy 油腻的   junk food
be in class 在上课   be in the class 在教室
make a good impression on
lavatory  washroom  W.C.（英）   latrime（军事用语）
qiuz 小考   a pot qiuz 抽考
do it in my pants 拉裤子（委婉）       When nature calls， we have to answer.