120 It's Too Late

A mother and her child are walking along the street.

（C=child； M=mother； W=waiter in a restaurant）

C： Mom， I need to go to the washroom.

M： Uh-oh！ Can't you wait？

C： I can't stand it anymore.

M： OK， let's go into this restaurant. Excuse me， but can my son use your toilet？

W： Of course not. This is a restaurant， not a public toilet.

M： You're so mean.

W： Oh， OK. But it'll cost you US$5.

M： What？ That's highway robbery.

C： Mom， never mind. It's too late.

W： Hey， come back here and mop the floor.

droppings  狗的粪便

sidewalk  人行道

to be late for sth 迟到

scold 责骂

along the street = down the street    up the street

May I walk you home？  陪你回家   take a walk 散步，走开（when scold sb）   hike

Uh-oh！  糟了

Uh-huh  yes，right，ok

bad breath 口臭

duriam 留连

I am sorry， but you are wrong. but 不翻译

toilet 马桶

mean 多译词，这里“不友善的”

pee 小便，撒尿

mop the floor 擦地板