Ten Classical Shop Watchwords
1.Outside a muffler(围巾,头巾) shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room(接待室,会客室): "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians(兽医) waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in(呈报,递送) your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley(保龄球馆): "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory(命令的,强制性的), growing wise is optiona(任选的,非强制的)."