1. When you pet them 抚摸它们时

Dog - "Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing."

狗：“哦，我喜欢被抚摸，太舒服了，我喜欢你主人，我太爱你了，你真好。”

Cat - "I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed."

猫：“我想让你摸，但也想挠你手看你流血。”

2. When you feed them 喂它们时

Dog - “This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.”

狗：“这是世界上最好吃的东西，我太开心了，我告诉过你主人我爱你了吗？我太爱你了。”

Cat - “I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog's food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.”

猫：“我不喜欢这个吃的，我想吃墙上那只蜥蜴或者狗粮，但不管怎样我会吃掉这个，然后吐到地毯上，你应该感恩才对。”

3. When they break something 弄坏东西时

Dog - “I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.”

狗：“我很抱歉，主人，我再也不这样做了，我是个坏狗狗。”

Cat - “I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.”

猫：“我要把桌子上这个也弄掉，把所有东西都撕碎，我才是上帝。”

4. On meeting visitors 来客人时

Dog - “Oh! My human's human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.”

狗：“哦！是主人的朋友，我也爱你，你想在我们的花园里玩吗？你想看看我的床吗？你可以拿我最喜欢的袜子，我太兴奋了。”

Cat - “No! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.”

猫：“不！走开，趁我没把房子烧掉赶紧离开这儿。”

5. When you call them 叫它们时

Dog - “I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.”

狗：“我听见你叫了，我太开心了就跑过来了，我爱你主人，谢谢你叫我的名字，我知道你爱我。”

Cat - “What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?”

猫：“这个蠢人到底叫我干什么？”

6. When you come back home 你回家时

Dog - “You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.”

狗：“你离开的时间太长了，我太想你了，我以为你走了呢，我真开心你没死，我爱你。”

Cat - “Feed me!!”

猫：“赶紧喂我！！”

7. Kind of presents 送你礼物

Dog - “I've brought these dirty socks for you. I've some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.”

狗：“我给你带来了这些脏袜子，还有些木棍和旧报纸，都送给你。”

Cat - “I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I've a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.”

猫：“我把这只死老鼠放你枕头上是为了给你惊喜。如果你想要的话还有只鸟。这是我最喜欢的树叶，可以送给你。”