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  • Winning The Lottery
    12-05

    A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack you...

  • Donating Body Fluids
    12-05

    A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here ...

  • Mother of Six
    12-05

    A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six," ...

  • ATM machine
    12-05

    How to use an ATM machine MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter ...

  • Must Be A Dentist
    12-05

    A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt ...

  • With A Little Help From My Spouse
    12-05

    A husband is driving his car, with his wife sitting next to him. Suddenly, the police siren is heard, and he is requested to stop. The policman comes ...

  • Better not pull her over
    12-05

    A woman is driving her car when she is pulled over by a a cop. He says to her: "Ma'am, may i see your licence please? you were speeding"...

  • Message for the Boss
    12-05

    A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the barkeeper and, when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to ...

  • Marriage Is...
    12-05

    A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials. A classified ad whi...

  • King Solomon Trial
    12-05

    Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. "This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one. "No...

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