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  • Birth Control Pills
    12-05

    A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills. "Ma'am, how old are you?" "I'm 75." "What possible need do you have...

  • Ignorance
    12-05

    Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss....

  • Men Aren't Dogs...
    12-05

    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you....

  • She's So Vane
    12-05

    The girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.“ “What is it, child?“ “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. ...

  • A Penis And What???
    12-05

    A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman s...

  • More Freedom
    12-05

    How do you give a woman more freedom? Make the kitchen larger....

  • Don't Be Ridiculous
    12-05

    After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, an unhappy husband finally confronted her. "Admit it, Linda," he said, "The onl...

  • Risky Proposition
    12-05

    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man ente...

  • Watch What You Ask For
    12-05

    Watch What You Ask ForCinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watch...

  • New And Improved Barbie!
    12-05

    Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of V...

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