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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moo!"Mother: "G...
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Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new M...
Caught stealing A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know...
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A physics ExaminationOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The questio...
The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.I didn't like her, ...
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar．Mr.Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he neve...