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  • Elephant jokes 01
    12-05

    What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?An e...

  • Dog jokes 08
    12-05

    Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull d...

  • Dog jokes 07
    12-05

    Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell ta...

  • Dog jokes 06
    12-05

    Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?A: Just one, the moulting season!Q: What do ...

  • Dog jokes 05
    12-05

    Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?A: A mutt in ...

  • Dog jokes 04
    12-05

    Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You ca...

  • Dog jokes 03
    12-05

    Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?A: A Great Dane out!Q: Wher...

  • Dog jokes 02
    12-05

    Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshu...

  • Dog jokes 01
    12-05

    Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to mak...

  • Chicken jokes 04
    12-05

    Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappo...

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