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  • Circulation
    12-05

    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blo...

  • School grades
    12-05

    A little boy wasn't getting good grades in school. One day he surprised the teacher by tapping her on the shoulder and saying, "I don't w...

  • Feeding the chickens
    12-05

    It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him.Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of...

  • Baldness
    12-05

    A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things."Mommy, mommy, why doesn't daddy have very many hairs on his h...

  • Homework
    12-05

    A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes it...

  • Playing rough
    12-05

    A little boy was playing rough with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much. How would yo...

  • Late for school
    12-05

    A little farmboy comes in late for school. The teacher asks why he's late. The farmboy replies, “I had to take the family cow over to the neighbou...

  • Dalmatian dog
    12-05

    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...

  • Latitude & longitude
    12-05

    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked...

  • Old photo album
    12-05

    A mother and her daughter where looking through an old photo album, when the mother pointed out an old picture of herself and a very handsome, muscula...

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