Returning from a golf outing（远足，短途旅行） , my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game? You or U...
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?It's round, answered Gerald.How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.All ri...
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?""Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "inst...
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't know,...
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the ans...
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl.你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？ 老师发问道。把许多小孔用绳子栓在...
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?Betty: Because they had so many knights.老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。...
Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his school...
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled（被宠坏的） . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anyth...
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!&qu...