Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?A: A terrified po...
Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do you g...
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pu...
Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do you get if you cross a centipede and a p...
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the shell station ...
Q: Why don't chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run away?A: He was chicken!Q: What do chickens grow on?A: Eggplants!Q: ...
Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!Q: What do yo...
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappo...
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to mak...
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshu...