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  • FAILING THE MATH TEST
    12-05

    A ten-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a fam...

  • WALKING IN THE MOUNTAINS
    12-05

    A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation...

  • HOW TO GET RID OF A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
    12-05

    When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"Answer the door with a bloody knife and s...

  • A PARTICULARLY HARD QUESTION
    12-05

    A nun dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says to her, "I'm sure you've lead a virtuous life, Sister, but before I can let you into heaven...

  • STROLLING DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY
    12-05

    Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, "Co...

  • SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT
    12-05

    A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt....

  • FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY
    12-05

    Miss Bea was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring...

  • GEE, IT'S DARK IN HERE
    12-05

    This guy walks into a bar and sees a lady sitting by herself. He goes over and buys her and drink and they chat a while and he leaves with her to go t...

  • JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED
    12-05

    A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gi...

  • LEARNING TO LIVE TOGETHER
    12-05

    A Jewish man lives into a Catholic neighbourhood. Every Friday The Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the Jew...

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