A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala（欢庆的） charity event was taking place.Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to th...
A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's ri...
Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers（钳子） folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, fol...
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the d...
A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is...
One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came ...
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.His Personal Psychic（灵媒，巫师） Advisor tells him "You are going to meet...
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " ...
A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl（嚎叫） along dismally（沉闷地） .Finally, the...
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about（吹嘘，炫耀） their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole...