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  • That's a real bargain
    12-05

    A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. “...

  • Consultation fees
    12-05

    A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, ...

  • You won't go to jail
    12-05

    A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn?t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told hi...

  • Actual stupid questions asked
    12-05

    The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in...

  • Lab Rats
    12-05

    At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers ...

  • A Dead Lawyer
    12-05

    A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the littl...

  • Lawyers in Heaven
    12-05

    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer ... you're in the wrong ...

  • Lawyer in a Plane Going Down
    12-05

    The pilot on a small plane announced that the plane was going to crash and it's every man for himself. The pilot and co-pilot then grabbed two par...

  • Donation From a Lawyer
    12-05

    The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.The person in charge ...

  • Is Mr. Smith There
    12-05

    A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. "Is Mr. Smith there?&quo...

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