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  • I want to appeal a case
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    Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.“Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?“Lawye...

  • Leaving money for the dead
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    A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three sai...

  • Who owns the cows?
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    After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went to his father and asked if he might be given a desk...

  • What is two plus two?
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    An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was inter...

  • Lawyer's club
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    A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very h...

  • I suppose I earned enough
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    An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will. "Your estate i...

  • When you know you must really be drunk
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    A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordere...

  • I want to take money with me
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    As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He...

  • Free advice at social affairs?
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    A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor ...

  • What's your wife's name?
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    St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?"...

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