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  • Trip to Mars
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    NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was ask...

  • 1000 I Love You
    12-05

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love"stamps on bright ...

  • Lawyers Leave A Bad Taste
    12-05

    Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereaf...

  • Valentines
    12-05

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...

  • Burial
    12-05

    An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptioni...

  • Dishonest Lawyer
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    Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, fearing the murder charge being brought by...

  • Donations To The United Way
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    The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, so a volunteer was sent to soli...

  • Carl Lewis He Ain't
    12-05

    Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers...

  • 160 Years Old
    12-05

    A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his ...

  • Ticket Please
    12-05

    Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engi...

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