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  • Valentines's day
    12-05

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...

  • Corruption
    12-05

    At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you...

  • Plumber
    12-05

    A pipe bursts in a lawyer?s house, so he calls a plumber.The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, does mysterious plumber type things for a while, and ...

  • Nectie
    12-05

    What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? A lawyer's necktie....

  • Outrun the bear
    12-05

    Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear.The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers ...

  • Sushi bar
    12-05

    Have you heard about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi....

  • What's the catch
    12-05

    The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase...

  • Dirty taste...
    12-05

    Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger...

  • Like to F#ck her!
    12-05

    Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. "What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like ...

  • A brief affair
    12-05

    A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work ...

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