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  • Thrifty Lawyer
    12-05

    A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The ...

  • Tax's For The Dead
    12-05

    A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three sai...

  • Like Hell!
    12-05

    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong p...

  • Justice prevailed
    12-05

    A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was wo...

  • Sneaky Lawyer
    12-05

    A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: 'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few tri...

  • Slacking Off
    12-05

    The real-estate boss got a hot a new secretary, and he decided to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way s...

  • Lawyer Lightbulb
    12-05

    How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...

  • Dunlop Rubbers
    12-05

    A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of he...

  • Dog Steals Roast
    12-05

    A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a ...

  • NASA Mars Mission
    12-05

    NASA was interviewing professionals they were planning on sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one way tr...

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