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  • Moral Dilemma?
    12-05

    A lawyer was helping a poor old widow settle her husband's estate. Upon completion of the job, he charged her $100.00. She opened her purse, and t...

  • Sober as a Judge
    12-05

    A crown court judge was out on the town one Friday evening, partaking of some of London's finest drinking establishments. Returning home to his go...

  • The Pretzel Lady
    12-05

    A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young lawyer would leave his office building at lunch time and, as h...

  • Attorney Season
    12-05

    WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorne...

  • Jury Candidate
    12-05

    A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: "An intentional killing...

  • The Lost Ball
    12-05

    Two lawyers, Jon and Bill, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Bill a $50 bet. Bill agrees and they're off. They shoot a great ga...

  • Honest Lawyer
    12-05

    An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-ho...

  • Lawyer Priorities
    12-05

    In California, more than 600 lawyer hopefuls were taking the State Bar exams in the Pasadena Convention Center, when a 50 year old man taking the test...

  • Jury Duty
    12-05

    A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the...

  • Bastard in Family
    12-05

    For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the inn...

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