> > > A small town prosecuting attorney called his first > > > witness to the stand in > > > a trial - a grandmotherly, eld...
Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to the court for the record."Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."Defense Attor...
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defence lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?""Yes," sa...
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared.The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can w...
A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park. While they were hiking they w...
** How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.** How does an attorney sleep?...
** How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?** How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One...
** What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator.** What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor.** What do you get when you cross a bad polit...
** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.** What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won&#...
** What's the difference between God and a lawyer? God doesn't think he's a lawyer.** Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole c...