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A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of his property. He watched as a red sports car came over the top of a hill and followed the road up to ...
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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.“ It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the ...
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on aparrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in thebidding. He kept on bidding, b...
Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa. “That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had.“ ...
A New York City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stops beside him. "Nice bike," the...
It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."It says: "Press A Key" (This one'...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tr...