An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four...
1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad. 3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you. 4. Y...
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her newhusband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemakingencounter. In his highly aroused stat...
What would happen if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not? The answer is clear: menstruation would become an enviable, boast-...
"This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it.""Here, have a tic-tac. It's on me."(To ...
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.He said "It'...
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil peo...
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a...
A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."Indian: "Horse no talk"Ventriloquist: &q...
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows."He grab...